Don’t dare call him that though, he goes by Reaper. Our story opens in Hawaii with the not-yet King, LeBron James slam-dunking on a basketball-face-painted warrior called Julius. He is not kidding! I can not corroborate this claim, however… this book just tastes like paper to me. He continues to claim that the ink that printed this issue received an actual infusion of Powerade. With all that being said, I must assume that LeBron James is fighting the good fight against the Third Reich in the titanic tale to follow…īefore our story begins we are treated to a short text piece allegedly written by LeBron James in which he attempts to explain what “flava” is. We left to fill the prescriptions, and while there stocked up on some Acai Berry Vitamin Waters. As we left, he kept repeating “Vitamin Water… Not Gatorade.” I looked at the wife, and suggested it was time we took our leave. He quickly corrected me, saying they weren’t carcinogens… they caused cancer. Now, not being any sort of cancer specialist, I offered that I did not know the ‘ades contained any carcinogens. He wrote with both hands at the same time… didn’t much matter, I suppose… couldn’t read either of them well enough to know what they said anyway. He began naming every artificial color under the sun, while writing two my wife’s two prescriptions… simultaneously. We both gave a courtesy giggle, figuring the doc was just making a poor attempt at humor… however, he became positively stone-faced… and repeated his warning.ĭeadly-serious, he told us that the Nazis invented Gatorade and Powerade as a way of giving us cancer. He advised us to pick up Vitamin Water… but absolutely forbid us buying Gatorade or Powerade.īecause, you see… both Gatorade and Powerade… were made by… the Nazis. He told my wife that on top of everything else, she was dehydrated. The doctor (I think he was a doctor…) performed an examination and said he’d write up a few prescriptions. We found the nearest Urgent Care center, and popped in for a visit.Īfter waiting a good hour or so, we were finally seen. She was having some breathing challenges, spells of dizziness, as well as a fair amount of pain. As it often goes, she was feeling especially ill during a time in which she would not be able to get in to see her normal doctor. Recently my wife had fallen ill with a hard-to-shake sinus infection compounded with a terrible bout of bronchitis. Powerade has become something of a joke in my home of late. This is one I just found in the cheap-o bins, and seeing the DC bullet in the top left corner, knew I had to have it. In the first of 2 revealing clips of how James and co are heckled, one fan tried to enter a war of words with him.In 2004, DC Comics teamed up with LeBron James and the Coca-Cola company to produce a promotional comic book promoting the new Flava23 Sourberry Powerade. There was no shortage of hecklers then, and there will be no shortage whenever the public are allowed in arenas again. While James redeemed himself in basketball fans’ eyes when he returned to Cleveland and gave the city a chip, he still had numerous haters across the country. LeBron James shuts up heckler at the start of 2017-18 season We take a look at a couple of these occasions. People who would never have the nerve to say anything off the court to him piqued up when rooting against him. James has been the butt of a lot of NBA fans’ hatred – especially since his move to the Heat and his subsequent success as a champion. James is one of those players who’re usually chirping only when they’re doing exceedingly well.Īlso Read: ‘Gregg Popovich hates the Lakers’: DeMar DeRozan won’t be able to team up with LeBron James because of ‘Pop’ When we talk about some of the best trash-talkers in the NBA, the names of Patrick Beverley, Joel Embiid and Damian Lillard first spring to mind. But there are times when he make you wish you were never born – especially if you’re talking trash. LeBron James isn’t much of a talker on the basketball court.
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